Here is the renown Ass-End, in all it's glory.
Here is our friend Brent, who cries out for help once he finds out just how funky this bike really is to ride.
When Ass-End gets a flat, it can be transported back home on the front of Summer, which gives a whole new meaning to the term "haulin' Ass".
And the reputable rider, James, is forced to ride back home as the monkey.
Other people ride as the Monkey on the back of Water just for fun.
And fortunately, Water can haul some cargo too. Here is hauls water-noodles for jousting later on.
Water is actually one of our more popular bikes. Jeff is one smilin' bastard on a stylin ride like this.
One of our Activities we've tried out is the water-noodle joust. It's not easy to get on a tall bike and sport a noodle at the same time.
The actual joust did not hurt anyone, dammit. But we tried like hell.
Another activity that is popular is the Derby. We ride around and generally try to kill each other or remove ribbons from each other.
And then we ride around and chase each other down on these goofy rides. Not always easy.
There's almost always a winner. Forrest wins quite a few, actually.
Sometimes, we employ things such as shopping carts to use to knock our opponents down.
And sometimes, it works damn well.
Several people have bikes. Above, Loki is attempting to mount James's Boatman.
However, Loki does much better on his own bike, Height-Rider. Too bad his noodle is limp.
The prodigious Chopzilla is a goofy bike that few will tackle. It's bigger than it looks.
Fire, on the other hand, is just as big as it looks. Not only is this a tall bike, but it's got a tractor-trailer air horn strapped to the front of it. This horn is LOUD!
Summer is a cross between a car, boat, and bike. The steering is actually about four feet in back of the front steering wheel.
Winter is a nice ride, but it's really delicate when a 300 pound rider slams into the front tire while riding Mudder.
The Ratler here was so named because it rattles alot (it likes to talk to you while you ride it) and the pedals have been sharpened. It has a tendancy to bite ankles.
One of our favorite pictures, Forrest tries to take Ratler over a steep ramp. This picture was actually taken on the way down. The bike is directly over him, and he is falling from a height of about three feet. Flat on his back.
After everyone survives the trip, we load up and go home. This is our illustrious transportation.
Having this much fun can cause possible side effects. We do not reccomend that pregnant women, people over the age of 185, or normal people to partake in these activities.